I traveled for ranch. It wasn’t what I expected.
Smells bottled.
The flavor is sour. It is also herby. Doesn’t hurt my mouth though (wink), so that’s something.
Of the bottled ranches I’ve had, this one isn’t the worst. The flavor is pretty mild, and I think that mildness is what’s keeping it out of full Nope territory. There’s not enough of it there to truly offend.
Store-bought Sadness it is.
Now, the actual stars of the meal:
These fries though.
The blueberry hushpuppies though.
That creme brulee French toast though.
I’d come back for either of those. Just not the ranch.