Buffalo Wild Wings

I keep trying to break up with Buffalo Wild Wings ranch, and somehow it keeps texting me ‘wyd’. 

Buffalo Wild Wings ranch is the ex you know isn’t good for you, but you still show up thinking maybe it’s changed. Spoiler: it hasn’t. 

It’s thick with the weird sour hit up front that ruins it every time. I walk in hopeful, and walk out with regret and disappointment. It’s not the worst thing I’ve had, but when Detroit Wing Company and Wing Stop are out here throwing ranch parties, Bdubs feels like the sad kid eating paste in the corner. 

Will I still eat it? Absolutely. 

Should I know better? Also yes.