Cheers’ ranch pulled up tasting like someone made it, and not in a “factory” kind of way. It gave strong Hidden Valley packet energy, just with more milk than mayo. Super classic flavor, super chaotic consistency.
I had it on a salad and that stuff spread like gossip. Dripped on my shirt, my fork, my pride. But you know what? Worth it. It was delicious and had that grandma’s kitchen charm. I’d order it again without hesitation, and might even gear my order to make sure it comes with ranch (but let’s be honest, that’s most items), just maybe wearing a napkin as an accessory.