HopCat

This ranch is runny. Like… Mr. Kool’s long-lost sibling (check out that review), but with slightly better genes, kind of runny. But unlike Joe, this one at least has a little flavor to back it up.

It’s giving seasoning packet vibes, in a good way, but someone definitely went too hard on the milk. Still, that subtle tang saves it from falling flat. It’s not a showstopper, but it’s not offending me either. Could it cling to food better? Yes. Did I still dunk everything I had into it? Also yes.The little cheese sauce was pretty decent, too!

The real MVPs here were the fries (obviously) and the boss move I made putting dill Havarti and Muenster cheese on my burger. Highly recommend that combo if you like your tastebuds to feel seen.