Mellow Mushroom

I traveled for ranch and all I got was this lousy burning throat.

Smells bottled. Looks bottled. Tastes bottled. That’s the whole pitch. Took a hard swing and a miss.

If I had to name a dominant note, I’d say heavy on the dill? Maybe? It’s hard to tell underneath whatever else is happening in there. I wasn’t a fan, though.

It starts off almost sweet. Then it turns. The finish is sour with a faint burn at the back of the throat, which is a sentence I shouldn’t have to write about ranch. What was burning?!?

Consistency is thicker, for what it’s worth… for those who may be brave and try it as well.

The more I tried it, the more I hated it. Period.

I was even disappointed with the food. The pizza itself was meh at best. The crust was delicious, but that’s usually the most boring part. I’m not sure if they were just having an off night because I hear people rave about this place. It isn’t a place I feel like I need to revisit anytime soon.

Ranch shouldn’t hurt. It’s a HARD Nope, from me.