Midland Brewing Company

This one flirts with greatness. Homemade energy, and dreamy texture, but the flavor needs to speak up if it wants to be taken seriously

Midland Brewing Company’s ranch had me rooting for it. The consistency was on point—just runny enough to drizzle, not enough to wreck my outfit. And the little bubble on top? That’s the ranch equivalent of giving me a wink or blowing me a kiss

The flavor had decent vibes, but it just didn’t bring the volume. My food totally overpowered it. It wasn’t bad by any means, just… quiet. Like, blink and you miss it. At that point, it was giving more food lube.

I wanted to rank it higher because of the potential, but we don’t date for potential, right, ladies? Still, I’d order again without hesitation. I just wouldn’t plan a whole meal around it.