Born in Detroit Kitchen and Bar

Airport food is always a gamble, but this ranch did not even try to bluff. My good mood of vacation-bound energy couldn’t even save this review. The smell hit first, and not in a good way. The taste followed with the same confused energy.

My friend described it perfectly. It tasted like a diluted bottled ranch, and had a weird sheen on top, which is exactly the kind of description that makes you want to put the cup down immediately. The consistency was super thick, but not in that “ooh, this might be homemade” way. Also, why was it that thick when it tasted diluted? What were you diluted with, sir?!

It tasted store-bought, but somehow worse than the average bottle.