Vic's On the River

Given my recent streak of “ranch with no smell = prepare your soul for the letdown,” I was a little nervous when this one showed up scentless. But this time, it actually worked in my favor.

The taste was pretty solid. There was this fresh element to it that I can’t fully describe, but it made the whole experience feel cleaner and lighter than anything else I tried in the city. The consistency leans thin, but it still clung to the food in that effortless way, like a perfect little black dress that knows exactly where to hug.

For my limited ranch tour of Savannah, this was hands down the best one I found. Not life-changing, but definitely the most reliable, enjoyable, and repeatable.

Runner-Up.