Not all ranch is created equal

Omelettes & More - Mount Pleasant, Michigan

This ranch pulled up in a full boat with homemade confidence and thicc girl energy. Almost Top Notch, but a lil’ tang held her back.

RANCH REVIEWRUNNER-UPMICHIGAN BASEDDRESSING APPROVED!

Okay, listen… this one almost made Top Notch. Like, she was flirting with it. Thick, creamy, and showing up in a full portion boat like she knows she’s good. That thicker texture isn’t a bad thing either—it clings to everything like your favorite hoodie after a bonfire. Makes it real easy to over-dip, but honestly… is that even a problem?

The flavor? Solid. You can tell it’s homemade by someone who knows their way around a whisk and a dream. It’s got love in it. That said, there’s a little hit of sour at the end that didn’t totally do it for me. Not enough to ruin the vibe, just enough to keep her from Top Notch glory.

Paired perfectly with the pita, chicken fingers, and onion rings. Like, I’d absolutely order it again—no question. She’s reliable, rich, and giving ranch with personality.

The Dressing Room verdict?
Runner Up with strong main character energy.

TL;DR: This ranch pulled up in a full boat with homemade confidence and thicc girl energy. Almost Top Notch, but a lil’ tang held her back. Still? I'll order with confidence

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