Elite ranch royalty. Homemade taste, dreamy consistency, makes you wanna say, "Yes, Chef!"

I give this ranch a slow clap and immediately raised my standards - for ranch and relationships.

Reliable, likable, and lowkey delicious, not quite crown-worthy, but I’d still cater my order to include

Surprisingly good, and I’m thinking about it more than I expected.

Flavor-adjacent at best.

Didn’t try, didn’t fail, just… existed. Say, "meh" and notice how your face looks. That's the flavor.

This ranch has imposter syndrome and I fully support it

Because it should feel bad & has no business being in a restaurant

Absolutely not. Hard Pass. This ranch should come with a warning label and an apology

I want financial compensation for this betrayal. How dare you call yourself ranch.

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